The guys and girls are shooting darts, drinking and mingling when I notice a not so attractive fat mature female playing one of those gambling machine... right next to the restrooms. I go to the men's room cause I got to piss real bad, I always stop at the bar first and order my drink before using a restroom. I come out of the restroom, all the guys are mingling with the cute girls, nobody noticed when I approach the woman sitting at the gambling machine and asked her if she's winning over here.. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ --Jack, 7 yearsAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morningtil night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot. One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade,. She replied yes.I told her they are their parents. All she said was interesting and walked out.Vera asked what that was all about and I told her we’d talk another time. Let’s get Maya healed and better. She is all that matters at this time.Vera looked at me and said that both of her daughters were in love with you, now I know why.I told her I just met them both yesterday, how could they be in love with me.Vera said I don’t know, but there is something about you.I told her to rest and I would. "Very funny Johnno," Jerry leers, "That was years ago." What was?" Al asked."He got done for soliciting!" I said "Weatherfield's only rent boy!" Oh, very funny," Jerry says, "Anyway that's all in the past." Glad to hear it," Al says."Simon and I are getting married in October," Jerry says proudly and Nobby drops what was left of his pint in his lap."Fucking hell!" he protests and frantically tries to wipe his crotch with some blokes anorak that he left hung on a chair while he went to the bog,.
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